Thursday, 31 December 2015 08:57

Aussi Animals are Dangerous

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Now we all know of that most dangerous of Aussi animals, the Drop Bear - that Australian marsupial which is commonly said to be an unusually large, vicious, carnivorous marsupial related to koalas. Well, I am here to tell you that there is now another animal to be wary of - the Drop Cow.

Whilst strolling around a farm near Cassino on Craigs layout the other day I spotted them - lurking in the trees just waiting to pounce on any poor unsuspecting victim that might be stolling past their vantage point. They also appear to also be abnormally intelligent as I also saw one joy riding a tractor!

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So in your travels in the countryside, beware of these worrisome new dangers, as they might not eat you but I think if one dropped on you, you would be turned into a burger pattie.

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